Answering questions you most certainly didn’t have

“How did you learn to speak/write English so well?”

I was raised on Tumblr fanfics and Twitter fan wars. If you didn’t speak English, you were done for.

“What does your TikTok algorithm look like?”

A little bit of BookTok, a lot of bits of silly people doing silly things that I strive to turn into advertising-worthy activations. (You’re welcome for the TikTok curation here - that’ll be one cookie and two buttons, thank you.)

“How can you be a good social media creative if you don’t create social media content yourself?”

Who said I didn’t? 200K views in the last 30 days on my Instagram account - I walk the walk and talk the talk.

“I’m a nigerian prince and I want to bequeath you my very large estate and inheritance.”

Oh well, I’m flattered but not surprised! I totally deserve your riches. I’ll send you my bank account informatio - wait a minute.